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nah ada juga yang gila kaya gini nih dasar nih orang emang gila.

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Si gendut dari flamboyan

Karena batere gue bocor jadi mati akhirnya gue ga bisa sms minta dijemput akhirnya gue naik angkot sama winda. Naik 44 turun di kolong jembatan deket bek murad, ke rumah jalan kaki deh lumayan gempor tuh bawaan berat gilaa. Nah gini pas fi flamboyan mampir ke warung sebentar beli minum, tiba - tiba ada anak smp yang kayanya masih kelas 7 lagi pulang bareng segerombolan.

Terus gue ngeliatin mereka, yang salah satu anak yang gendut tiba tiba nyapa ..

Gendut : Kaka smp mana ?

Gue : SMP 115

Temen 1 : oh semabel

Gue & winda : wah tau ya hehehe

Gue : kamu smp mana ?

Gendut : 58, iya tuh temen kita tadinya nemnya berapa gitu mau masuk smabel tapi ga jadi jadinya swasta

Gue : oh hehehe

Gndut : kelas berapa ?

GUe & winda : kelas 8, kamu ?

Gendt : kelas 7

Tiba - tiba ada motor lewat yang sepertinya nama pengendaranya bu mamih, nah...

Gendut dkk : Bu mamih !!!! ( menyapa dengan girang, seiring dengan ngebutnya motornya bu mamih )

winda : BU MAMIHHH !!!

Gendut dkk : Hah ?

Gue : hahaha kocak lo win

Nah karena gue sama gendut dkk beda arah dia lurus gue ke kiri akhirnya kita berpisah di tengah jalan deh (ciee)

Pas udah agak jauh..

Gendut : tunggu kaka namanya siapa ???

Gue : JULEHAAAA ( teriak )

Gue & winda : hahadlandksfbjksbfsjfbj

Nah jadi gitu ceritanya, tapi gue ngerasa anak yang rambutnya keriting kaya pernah liat gitu, kaya anak yang gangguin gue sama winda pulang dari warnet, tapi kata wiinda bukan

Habis itu nonton public enemies sama winda di sebud, suaranya heboh gitu deh tapi seru. Public Enemieskayanya kisah nyata ...

DUFAN

went to dufan last last week ago with Diza, Lia, Nabila, Bella, Ghina and Dania

Banner

Upsss ada banner baru tuh...

Makasih ya astrid sama fiaaa udah bantuin bikin banner ihihihi

Yang suka sama blog aku copy aja ehe pd bangettt yaakks

Cerita Singkat

Ini pembantu rumah tangga gaul mau pergi k pasar, lagi nunggu ojek ga dateng - dateng, foto foto deh terus.

eh lagi asik asik foto foto tiba tiba majikan dateng, ngomel - ngomel lah jadinya

ups si seksi dateng deh, ngajakin ke pantai, oke deh let's go !

Iseng doang kok

kaya banner ga ??

pengen bisa bikin caranya gimana ??

ajarin doong, baiik deeh

orang berwibawa

mau liat foto orang berwibawa ga ????

wakaakaakkakak ati ati ntar malem mimpi buruk yeee hahahaa

Semuanya serasa sedetik

Kelas 7 itu serasa nya kaya sedetik aja ya. Rasanya kemaren gue baru tuker tukeran nomer sama astrid, dinda, winda, dhila, ajeng. Kayanya kemaren kita baru dimarahin bu esti, kayanya kemaren gue baru jalan ke plangi. Percaya ga sih itu semua tinggal kenangan, rasanya terlewati secepat kita ngedipin mata. Sedih dan cepet banget.

Sampe akhirnya kelas 8 kita di rolling, kita jadi ga se solid dulu lagi. Setiap ada pertemuan pasti ada perpisahan. Pengen kaya dulu lagi, semua nya deket.

Inget ga waktu dulu ada masalah terus kita jadi diem dieman yang ga enak banget rasanya, sekarang kalo tau kita dipisah nyesel dulu udah ngebuat salah. Yaa walaupun ga ada gunanya nyesel sekarang.

eh baru pertama kali ini gue nge post sesuatu yang kayanya berguna hihi, kalo gitu kasih hadiah deh.....

TARAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Follow my twitter

bingung nih mau cerita apa, yaudah cerita gini aja deh. Besok ambil rapot nih, emmmm. Eh twitter gue ganti, yang lama udah ga dipake ya boss.

Semua nya follow ya boss, entar insyaallah gue follow lo juga

Sick

Sedih deh. Gue pengen nonton harry potter malah sakit panass, mau sampe kapan panas nya ?

Update

Hallo Freunde

Lama ga update lagi. Sedikit pemberitahuan, kelas gue di rolling. Sedih banget pisah sama Clavente. Gue sekarang di 8-7 sama MiaAstridSintaZahra... yah tak apa lah.Oh iya gue ajeng hani bikin sumpah lhoo. Eh eh sumpah alice academy sama detektif conan makin seruu ajaa aaaa seneng gue. Oke emang rada ga penting.

wir sehen uns wieder

Nyolong

Hey gue nyolong dari blog nya astrud.

Caaaaaaaaaan you name 30 people you can think of right off the top of your head?Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 30 people.

No cheating!

1. Camilia Adianti

2. Astrid Gloria Pepita

3. Dwi Ajeng Pribawani

4. Naura Thifal

5. Dania arsella

6. dinda emily

7. Desica adimia

8. Larasinta Aulia

9. Winda Khairani

10. Salma Hanifah

11. indhira Fadhila

12. siti shafa nur rahma

13. Ihsan Aring

14. Astari Kamila Yasmin

15. birandry diva

16. Thamara Dhiya Wulandari

17. Medina aulia rahmi

18. Jerry Oktaviano

19. Hikari Citra

20. Adilla Fidi Amani

21. Shela Annisa

22. Azka Namirah

23. Ghina Aninnas

24. Aviya Faras Maisa

25. Wylie ramadhani

26. farisa Gabriela

27. Shalsabila Putri

28. Faiz alwan tagar

29. Ardiza Khairina Putri

30. Nabila

• How did you meet 10?
- Clavente dong

• What would you do if you had never met 6?
- Sepiw

• What would you do if 20 and 15 dated?
- tak tahu saya

• If you could marry between 6 and 14 who will it be?
- lesbi lu

• Did you ever like 9?
- hahaha gilak-.-

• Have you ever seen 4 cry?
- Pernah ga ya ? lupa la

• Would 4 and 12 make a good couple?
- Dunia lesbi

• Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple?
- tidak saleng mengenal

• Describe 8:
- baik baaaanget

• Do you like 12?
- Iyalah tetangga gidu

• Tell me something about 17:
- Lutuna

• What's 7's favorite color?
- tidak tahu

• What would you do if 1 just confessed they liked you?
- "hah?sarap"

• When was the last time you talked to number 15?
- Tadi

• How do you think 19 feels about you?
- Ha ?

• What languages does 13 speak?
-Indonesia laah

• Who is 2 going out with?:
- siapa ya ? tak tahu hehe

• What grade is 16 in?
- 7 naik 8

• What is 5's favorite music?
- Seperti nya dangdut wkwk

• Would you ever date 3?
- Jarang sih tapi pernah HAAHAHAHA, canda

• Is 11 single?
- Sepertinya ya

• What is 10's last name?
- Shofa

• Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 7?
- gelaak lo

• Where does 18 live?
- hem jakarta apa ya waktu tu pernah bilang

• What do you think about 20?
- Sepatu sinderela haha

• What is the best thing about 4?
- Ga pernah bocor dooong

• Is 21 hard-working?
- dia mah ketawa mulu hehe

• What would you like to tell 14 right now?
- Mpu pacarnya siapa ??

• How did you meet 9?
- Clavente

• What is the best and worst thing about 2?
- baik dan suka boong haha

• Are you going to know 3 forever?
- yup

• How long have you known 26?
- Since 2002/2003 gitu

• Who is 24?
- Anak yang ceria dan tidak pernah marah

• Are you or did you ever date 28?
- No

• Do you have a crush on 27?
- Tidaaakk

• Would you kiss 25?
- Hahaha ampe mati juga engga

• Have you hugged/kissed 22?
- No

• Is 29 your bff?
- ya best friend

• What do you hate about 23?
- Apa ya ?

• What's your relationship with 30?
- temen SD dan masih temenaan